Showing posts with label English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English. Show all posts

Friday, March 12, 2010

Something we are proud of.

SIN CHEW PRESS 2010-02-05 18:39

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I'm here to tell you that my granny, along with the grannies of other six million Chinese Malaysians, sailed across the oceans here not to sell their bodies!

With her bound feet, granny came here to support a family. And when the Japanese troops rolled over Malaya, she led the family to safety.



When the situation became more stable later, she negotiated with the Japs to get a licence to do business, and had been able to expand her business when the Brits returned. She treated her Malay and Indian neighbours as her own compatriots, and would prepare a whole stack of angpaos on the first day of every Chinese New Year to distribute to the Malay and Indian kids queuing up in front of our house. She leased out a small plot of land for a Chinese primary school, but had not in decades asked for the return of the land.


Every year on 31 August, she would try to find a national flag and hang it up high on a very long pole in front of our house. She landed on Malaya, and treated this place her own country. She had not had another home or country since.

When she passed away, many Malaymakcik came to our house and sobbed over her passing.



With her unparalleled wisdom, hard work, morality and determination, she spent her entire life in a very respectful manner. No one can ever insult her and accuse that she had come here to sell her body!

My granny, like the grannies of many other people, was a truly great woman.

From Malaya to Malaysia, they were scattered in every family and every corner of this country.

From the rubber-tapping workers in the estates, to the excavators in the tin mines, they were the most hardworking and exceptional women anywhere in the world. During those darkest years, they displayed the most glorious side of humanity. They sacrificed their youths and lives, so that you and I, along with our homes and nation, can come into being.

Even though they might no longer be around today, they still live deep inside our hearts, and support us morally.


Not only the country's laws will come after you, Nasir, you still owe our grannies a sincere apology.

(By TAY TIAN YAN/Translated by DOMINIC LOH/Sin Chew Daily)

Monday, May 25, 2009

Learn Java

Sometime ago, I research on Java Technology, I found something intersting. Why JAVA, Java become a trend now, so LEARN JAVA, LEARN CIBAI

Cibai: An abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes

HAha :p funny

Go this link to study more of cibai :- http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035

Friday, May 8, 2009

The day before Rome clash

Chelsea is finally lose to barcelona in the champion League. Some said they deserve it, some said it is commercial match, some said...

Whoever said it, below are ballack chasing referree during the match, darn funny

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

How to recognize a Malaysian or are you one of them:-

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English
Premier League club
, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia,
he cannot

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband
come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you
complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best
lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price
increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO
COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very
far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE ,
run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT..

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always
either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school,
study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget
everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce..

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking
to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud.
Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah
by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask
you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up
last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians...

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever
hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah!
He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very
happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap
him in face.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Learn your ENGLISH - kevinkira lesson 1

There are possible plans underway to apply to the Oxford and Webster to include a new word for their 2009 dictionary:

badawi [baa-daa-wee] (noun): To start something full of promise but end in disappointment, failure and/or disaster.
Eg:
'I'm trusting you to perform this task well; don't do a badawi, ok?'
'Whatever I do, I will always find a way to badawise it.'
France badawied their Euro 2008 campaign. England pre-badawied theirs, while Italy were guilty of over-badawification.

khairy [kai-ree] (noun): Marked by extreme intensity of emotions or convictions; inclined to react violently; fervid
Eg:
"He couldn't get what he asked for; so he did a khairy."
"That bugger pissed him off; so he khairied him."

najib [na-jeep] (noun): Unlawful premeditated killing of a human being by a human being
Eg:
"He hurt her so much, she swore that one day she would najib him."
"That guy was put into prison because he is a najiber."
"He killed her family. So she najibed him."