What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

How to recognize a Malaysian or are you one of them:-

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English
Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia,
he cannot

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband
come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you
complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best
lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price
increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO
COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very
far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE ,
run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT..

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always
either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school,
study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget
everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce..

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking
to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud.
Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah
by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask
you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up
last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians...

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever
hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah!
He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very
happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap
him in face.