ASIMO fells

Hmmm, this video is exciting. When i am watching this, I would like to watch till the end. Where the part when he falls. and the part to see what happen after he falls.

It is funny, the way they handle.

"Fast Fast! He going to give birth. Cover it"

A confuse conversation about blog

Although having the last day of month + last day of the week, bring a lot of joy to life. Reason? Salary is coming soon and it is weekend.

But somehow this very last day bring a lot of confusing matter. Reason? The workload for the last day (too bad,I still taking my time to blog) and a conversation with old friend.

This make me wanna to post up the converstation content,

Before Lunch:-

Old Friend : Hi! Finally found your MSN, you are so susah to find.
Me : Who the hell are you?
Old Friend : $#^&^%!! WTF... let u guess
Me : hmmmm~~ let see,

20 seconds later

Me : why the hell I need to guess..just tell me who are you
Old Friend : aiya, you are one heartless guy, forget the night
Me : @-@
Old Friend : I am you college Friend le, the pretty one

Still can't remember who is she.....

Me : ohh~~~~ long time no see. How are you? Where are you now?

*skip*
*skip*

Old Friend : I saw your blog, it is kind of boring
Me : ya, I know. doesn't matter, nobody read it anyway
Old Friend : The why do you start it at first
Me : I thought maybe someone will read
Old Friend : But it is boring
Me : ya, I know. doesn't matter, nobody read it anyway
Old Friend : The why don't you stop it now plus it is not so update
Me : Considering...
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Part II (after lunch)

Old friend : what does your blog title mean?
Me : The Divination of boredom
Old friend : What does it mean?
Me : It mean the.............I not really sure
Old Friend : The why?
Me : doesn't matter, nobody read it anyway. how come you got so many question
Old Friend : Because you don't want to talk to me!!!!
Me : .....

The End

Believe in Satanic Song

I don't know myself. It see real and in these religions matter, I guess everyone has it own point of view. Some apply scientific proof, just coincidence.

Any how, you judge yourself

Day of working

After 2 years of
selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not
doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one
morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his
observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down
saying;

Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- S! o, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many
days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager! :- Do you come to work on workers day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the National holiday ?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Hari Raya day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that

I was stealing Company money all these days.

Creativity in Gents

Nowsaday, when we visit gent/washroom anywhere, from hotel to club to any places. We find it facisnating.

Alot of servicing line like hotel will focus to enhance their toilet

And i don't find it so bad with a toilet like below

Lunch at Sawadikap Imperial Chakri Palace

Today lunch was a luxury one. We had a farewell luncheon in KLCC, Sawadikap Imperial Chakri Palace. Quite a high class restaurant.

They have a nice design, nice services and nice foods too. Of course for everything stated the price is not cheap


Nice plate, nice environment and u can press for HELP


The Thai 4 seasons Staters and HK kailan


Green Curry chicken and Japanese TO-FU


And this is the best part TOM YAM, a must food when you visit a Thai Restaurant. But it seems like we got ourseld chopped hard enough beause this bowl of TOMYAM costs RM18 and we ordered 8 bowls of it.

Conclusion :- It is a nice place to having your meal. But not in big gangs. Couple or small group of friends retreat are the best. Damage is heavy but food is delicious and good services.

Sometime in May

I know now is July but I just got the photo of this. Sometime in May the glass door of my office server room suddenly broke and become pieces.

The glass door was like 1.5 inches thick.

In the end, my boss and me need to clean it off.

Something to laugh at MACC

What happened on the 16th July at the MACC Headquarters?


Present you the MACC Downfall Parody

A Cinderella

Everyone know Emma Watson, who don't know the star in Harry Potter films.

I saw an article that she has already signed on for her next movie role. Watson is set to play Cinderella in rocker Marilyn Manson's gothic retelling of the classic children's story. Since this is an all-singing film, the 19-year-old Watson will have to perform musical numbers.

The secret of 11

Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out.
If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!!
This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first)

1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters. (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993)
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

Sheer coincidence..?

Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognized symbol for the US , after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.

Unconvinced about all of this still ..?

Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in upper case Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers .
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS……………………

What do you think now????

School Bus in different countries

Recently, China is emerge as a powerful country and being competitive to the world.

Wouldn't be surprise if we saw bus like this in china
School Bus in China




Never did i thought the Bus in Pakistan................. : S

Micheal On Fire

Recently, the news of the passed away king of POP is heating up in every media

This video below was from Pepsi commercial on January 27, 1984. A fire accident that had left him with second and third degree burns to his face and scalp.

MICHAEL Jackson's harrowing accident that sparked the addiction to painkillers that ended up killing him can be seen for the first time.

Detail news at thesun.uk

I want to go.......

Driver : Nak ke mana cik?
Penumpang: Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah...
Driver : Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.
Penumpang : Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.

Driver : %$#@&*

Revolution of Cybetroonia 2

I once wrote about the revolution of transformers classic with the new transformers movie

http://kevinkira.blogspot.com/2007/07/revolution-of-cybetroonia.html

Once again reintroduce the new robot in

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Jetfiren - the old decepticon turn autobot
Arcee - first lady robot

Mudflap - the twins


Sideswipe - can't remember you till i saw u back in the classic form


The fallen - atleast u still red in color


Soundwave - the sattelite

Dignity for me

An American, a British and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was very hot.

They were sweating and exhausted.

When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their freedom.

As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the British quickly used their hands to cover their privates.

But the Chinese covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left, the men got their clothes back on.

The American and the British asked the Chinese why he covered his face rather than his private part.

The Chinese replied, I don't know about you, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize.

CULTURAL DIFFERENCE or CHINESE WISDOM ?

Transformers Return

2009 great movies are non stop coming especially Transformers. But somehow, I don't feel any great impact from the movie.

After sometime from the movie, I read an article from Matt McDaniel, I thought everyone should know :-

1. In "Transformers," there was this giant battle in the middle of downtown Los Angeles -- excuse me, Mission City -- that was witnessed by thousands of people at the very least. But somehow the government was able to cover up the whole thing, and now the existence of alien robots is just an internet rumor? How did they do it? Pay off everyone who was there and quickly fix millions of dollars in damage? Also, didn't Keller (Jon Voight) go on TV and tell everyone we were being attacked by "a technological civilization far superior to our own"? How did they spin that?

2. There are two pieces of the Allspark cube left: the military has one under lock and key, and Sam discovers another. The Decepticons steal one and bring Megatron back to life. But when Sam (Shia LaBeouf) wants to bring back Optimus, he has to find the Matrix of Leadership on the other side of the globe. Why not use the other piece? Mikaela (Megan Fox) has it in her backpack the whole time. It brought his kitchen appliances to life, why can't it do the same for Optimus?

3. Speaking of Megatron's rebirth, when the Decepticons venture deep into the ocean to revive him, the Navy crew tracking them reads five contacts. When they get down there, they tear apart one of the robots for parts to rebuild Megatron. Then as they rise to the surface, the same Navy guys say they spot six contacts. The little "Doctor" robot popped out down there, but he's about a third of the size of a person. Would he have shown up on sonar?

4. That reminds me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor's German accent -- and director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous accents -- why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn't he just get his eyes adjusted? You'd think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a Lasik procedure.

5. Apparently, Transformers can look like people now. How? And how is it that even though the robo-girl (Isabel Lucas) is made of metal, she can still straddle Sam without crushing him. And if Bumblebee knows something's wrong with her, why does he spit antifreeze at her instead of telling Sam? Yes, his voicebox is broken, but wasn't it fixed at the end of the last movie?

6. The Fallen is the last of the Primes, since they all sacrificed themselves to stop him from destroying the sun. But then he says that Optimus is a descendant of the Primes. First, Transformers have kids? And second, how could he descend from them if they were all dead? And if the Fallen could only be destroyed by a Prime, why didn't the originals just gang up on him back in the day? And what makes Optimus so special, anyway? Megatron beat him earlier, but all it takes is a few spare parts from creaky old Jetfire for him to take out the Fallen?

7. Sam, Mikaela, and Simmons (John Turturro) go to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. to find Jetfire. Then they walk out the back onto a wide open field with old planes and mountains in the distance. When did the National Mall start to look so much like to Tucson, AZ (where they really filmed that scene)?

8. The geography is just as bad when they go to Egypt. The stone city of Petra in Jordan is over 250 miles away, over mountainous terrain, with few paved roads and the Israeli border between them, so how can they drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. And the Pyramids are said to be shooting distance from the Mediterranean, but they are actually well over 80 miles inland. Even if the Navy ship had a secret rail gun, and even if the captain would take an order to fire from a former agent of a government branch that no longer exists (over a walkie-talkie that inexplicably starts working again), how could it hit a moving target from that distance?

9. Sam briefly dies and goes to Robot Heaven. Robot Heaven?!?!

10. Where does Sam's bandage come from? What about his extra sock? Why does Sam's roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice? How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela's leg? Why do we have to see John Turturro's thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen's hand than in Sam's? And how do Mikaela's pants stay so clean?